Utility companies will always try to screw you over.
As it gets closer to finals week, the apartment gets messier and messier, until the day of finals, where it pretty much looks like a hurricane went through it.
Dish racks are NOT designed to be at the edge of counters. Too many dishes on one side may cause the rack to fall, breaking every dish. Not that this actually happened.
Food can only stay in the fridge for so long. Do not forget about stuff and leave it there for a while. Weird things may happen.
Doing laundry is really annoying.
Even if you know how to cook, it gets annoying.
Doing dishes is annoying.
In fact, a lot of things are annoying.
The closer it gets to finals, the more your diet shifts towards food from the Checkers, Papa John’s, KFC, Burger King, and Kennedy Fried Chicken that is located within the immediate vicinity if your apartment.
That food is delicious, but will eventually kill you.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. That is, your window may be completely shattered when an A/C unit falls from the floor above you.
How I Met Your Mother is a great way to pass time.
Also Lost, Dexter, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Burn Notice, Alias, House, Chuck, and other assorted TV shows and movies.
Not that a lot of time is spent watching TV.
When your mother calls at 1 PM and you’re still asleep, she will wonder what you did the night before. You will tell her, “I was just watching TV.”
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